Sim Carter: Past Tense Imperfect

I can't help it. Every year when May hits I become obsessed with aging. I find myself a permanent place on the pity pot and I just stay put. I'm turning 63 this week, and it's the end of the world as I know it. Margaret,  our staunchly independent neighbor, an elderly widow   of 85—a fact she says I should keep to myself because people make so many judgements about age–doesn't obsess over things like aging or waste her time with trivialities out of her control, she just gets on with it. "We only have the one life", she'll say. "We ought to be grateful for it while we're here." Margaret's husband passed away over twenty five years ago. It's not as though she doesn't think of him—" We used to go to the dances together"  she tells me " All I have to do is put on our music and it's like he's right here with me "—but she refuses to mope around living in the past.  She's organized, efficient, thorou...

Piccadilly Circus by Adrian Green   I’m taking a virtual walking tour ‘above ground’ on the London Underground. Using  my Tube guide & my fitbit® device, my goal is to walk 10,000 steps a day roughly following along the Underground route, reporting back here on Fridays with my findings.  Here are the days that came before . I'm currently following the Piccadilly Line. This is Day 31. Seeing that we've been roughly following the Piccadilly Line since we arrived at Heathrow way back in October , thirty posts ago, I'm practically hyperventilating to see that the actual Piccadilly Circus is the very next stop on our route. It's less than a ten minute walk to the famous landmark! I'll have to force myself to stop and smell the roses along the way, as in this part of London there seems to be something of interest every few feet!  First stop: Fortnum and Masons. Fortnum's—as the locals call it—is a high-end department store where the focus is on food,...

  I’m taking a virtual walking tour ‘above ground’ on the London Underground. Using  my Tube guide & my fitbit® device, my goal is to walk 10,000 steps a day roughly following along the Underground route, reporting back here on Fridays with my findings.  Here are the days that came before . Still following the Piccadilly Line. This is Day 30. The last time we took a virtual walk in London, we spoke our minds at Hyde Park’s Speakers’ Corner , now we’re going to unpack our high heel sneakers and put on the Ritz.  Looking down at the lobby of the Ritz Hotel in London  All images via the Ritz Built by Cesar Ritz, the creator of the acclaimed Ritz Hotel in Paris, the website for the Ritz Hotel in London doesn’t mince words.  “ The world’s greatest hotel, as conceived by the world’s greatest hotelier. For over a century The Ritz London has been the benchmark by which other hotels are measured. A London landmark at 150 Piccadilly, The Ritz...

My big bro Russell and me. Tripoli, Libya 1957-ish I told my first story back in the Beatlemania days  when I was just discovering boys, and mad for McCartney.  I wrote this story about  that   story in 1993, the year my boyo was born and nap time meant writing time for Mommy. We were living by the beach in Redondo, and our small beach town throwaway newspaper published my story that summer.  At some point I took the story within the story out and  published it elsewhere on this blog  but  here's the whole thing, a tweak here, a tweak there but pretty much the way it first appeared in print. DOUBLE VISION   This is the first story I ever told. I told it when I was thirteen years old and went to April's party alone because my best friend Trixie had to stay home sick. If Trixie had been at the party I wouldn't have thought to tell the story at all; in our team Trixie was always the star attraction. I don't know how I g...

Are you here for my usual virtual Friday walk Above Ground on the London Underground ? I have a birthday coming up at the end of the month and I find myself in the mood to rant about that instead so I’m skipping the walk this week.  What’s the deal with birthdays anyway? They keep coming whether I want them to or not. And I don’t.  I’m turning sixty three. Despite the fact that my hubby continues to buy me cotton panties from Victoria Secret—the pair I’m wearing as I write this are black with the words Invitation Only  written in silver glitter across my backside—it is definitely not the same backside he married twenty something years ago when I was a mere slip of a girl. If you can call a woman of almost forty a ‘slip of a girl'.  I blame him. For most of the duration of our marriage—24 years in October—along with the Victoria Secret undies, he’s been buying me one pound boxes of See’s bordeaux chocolate for every gift buying holiday there is. Chri...